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Written by Shane McKenzie
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I don't usually make a Christmas pudding but I might have to reconsider this year! Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs lots of nuts 1 bottle Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit 1. Sample the vodka to check quality. 2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. 3. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 4. Repeat. 5. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. 7. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer. 8. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 9. Pick fruit off floor. 10. Mix on the turner. 11. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver. 12. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. 13. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.Who giveshz a shit. 14. Check the vodka. 15. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. 16. Add one table. 17. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. 18. Greash the oven and piss in the fridge. 19. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. 20. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and fall into bed. 21. CHERRY MISTMAS |
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Written by Shane McKenzie
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My How to Vote Cards are now lodged. You either review them on my website, or you can download them for your reference. Click on Read More to view my HTVC |
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Written by Shane McKenzie
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John Brumby has implemented a desalination plant at Wonthaggi. Did we want it? No. Did we need it? No. Do we now have it? Yes. Can we shut it down? No, that would just economically irresponsible. There has already been enough economid irresponsibility for this project with cost blow outs and constructin delays. If we cannot stop the desal plant, then why not use it in a more positive and constructive manner, such as pumping excess desalinated water that is not being used by domestic/industry etc back up into the mountains to the Alpine region and allow it to flow in the upper regions of the Murray source. |
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